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May 19, 2012

Dumbest Reason for a 911 Call (Augusta)

Miller

An Augusta man was arrested earlier this week for calling 911 so deputies could help him find his alcohol.

No joke.

According to a sheriff’s report, 62-year-old Miller Ashley Jr. called 911 on Tuesday afternoon for possible abuse. But when deputies arrived at 1608 Cider Lane, the man told the officer he called 911 “to have law enforcement locate his hidden alcohol.”

The deputy determined that there was no emergency and arrested Ashley for unlawful conduct during a 911 call.

He was booked into the jail under a $5,700 bond.






 
 

 
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32 Comments


  1. needs to be on World’s Dumbest on TruTV!

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  2. LOL…..Oh my….thanks, so much, for the laugh! I needed that!

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  3. maybe it was an emergency, he could have gone into DT’s without it, or maybe he is just stupid.

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  4. OMG laughing so hard!!!!! 5,700$ Bond.. I will not do the math how many bottles of alcohol this would be….lol

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  5. Kmsl he would have been better off going to buy more than a5700 bond kmsl

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  6. Something tells me he was reminded where it was” hidden” the next morning. lol

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  7. Well I be sh$t me. Really!!! Gotta love da CSRA

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  8. **** that call cost him $5700. LMAO. What a dumb ***!

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  9. Wonder if I can call 911 to help me find my glasses?

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  10. here’s one for u, can someone tell me the number to 911?

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  11. Finding your liquor is of utmost importance actually. Cut him some slack.

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  12. gotta love the people here (/sarcasm)

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  13. I guess…at least he didn’t kill anybody lol

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  14. Leave him alone he just wanted some help.Lmao

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  15. ****, where did I leave my crack? Oh I know I’ll call the popo, they will know.

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